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Old 05-21-2019, 07:12 AM   #17901 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2019, 09:53 AM   #17902 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-21-2019, 01:48 PM   #17903 (permalink)
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/ohio-midd...eachers-report

Ohio middle school students under investigation for allegedly putting bodily fluids in teacher’s crepes



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I'd rather be a semen-filled creep than eat a semen-filled crepe.
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Old 05-21-2019, 02:20 PM   #17904 (permalink)
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Judge: Parents of dead West Point cadet can use his sperm

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WEST POINT, N.Y. — The parents of a 21-year-old West Point cadet fatally injured in a skiing accident can use his frozen sperm to produce a child, a judge ruled while noting potential ethical considerations.

Supreme Court Justice John Colangelo's ruling, dated Thursday, gives Peter Zhu's parents the ability to attempt conception with a surrogate mother using their late son's sperm. The judge said Zhu's parents have not decided whether they will try to use it.

"At this time, the court will place no restrictions on the use to which Peter's parents may ultimately put their son's sperm, including its potential use for procreative purposes," Colangelo wrote.

Zhu, of Concord, California, died after a ski accident in February at West Point. His parents received court permission to have his sperm retrieved and frozen at the same time he underwent organ donation surgery, but the judge waited until last week to rule on whether they could attempt reproduction. The sperm is preserved at a sperm bank.
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Old 05-21-2019, 02:48 PM   #17905 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-21-2019, 02:52 PM   #17906 (permalink)
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I'm just wondering if they already had the sperm or if it was extracted post mortem Begotten style.
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Old 05-21-2019, 04:31 PM   #17907 (permalink)
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I guess he was a semen filled corpse then.
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Old 05-21-2019, 05:12 PM   #17908 (permalink)
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You could say his parents gave him a naval discharge.
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Old 05-23-2019, 01:48 PM   #17909 (permalink)
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The US Is Still ****ing Trying to Invade the Middle East
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Old 05-23-2019, 02:10 PM   #17910 (permalink)
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WMDs mang

Seems like I’ve heard this before...

What would it take to stop it this time?

For one we got to start saying it: **** the US Military

If you’re in the military you deserve to die.

I 100% support Iran. I hope they kill every American piece of **** that steps on their land.
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