The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 09-20-2018, 07:30 AM

Cool song

**Frownland** · 09-20-2018, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

I'm bitter because you've disagreed with me in the past.

I can tell!

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

100% agree with this sentiment Space Jew.

Imo most females are not only ****able at 16 but probably as beautiful as they’ll ever be. Some a little younger and some a little older. Every drop of heterosexual male DNA is all about that “sweet sixteen”. 30 year old women being portrayed as prime time sexiness is laughable. Pussy ain’t wine. It doesn’t age well. Go to the beach and look at the high school girls in bikinis. Your eyes be popping out of your goddamn facebone.

Should it have been a crime for Jimmy Page to **** his groupies? Sheeeeit, it would’ve been a crime not to.

Yuck. Little girls ain't got no booty gtfo with that microdick perv ****.

OccultHawk · 09-20-2018, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I can tell!

Yuck. Little girls ain't got no booty gtfo with that microdick perv ****.

Since “booty” generally means a masculine looking ass somewhere between what a linebacker and a silverback s hit out of yeah no thanks.

**Frownland** · 09-20-2018, 08:27 AM

Right on, more for me. Don't have to worry about the cops either

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OccultHawk · 09-20-2018, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Right on, more for me. Don't have to worry about the cops either

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Just your HIV status.

WWWP · 09-20-2018, 10:11 AM

****ing gross

The Batlord · 09-20-2018, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

****ing gross

OH or children?

Blarobbarg · 09-20-2018, 10:26 AM

As a teacher and as someone who is literally required by law to report anything related to sex with minors, y’all ****ing gross-ass pedo-adjacent ****heads are super lucky I don’t know any of you in real life.

Seriously y’all, what the ****. Is it so hard to view women as people? Or sixteen year olds as children?

Jesus Christ.

**Exo** · 09-20-2018, 10:47 AM

Sometimes I'm seriously ashamed to be a part of this forum. You guys are f*cking disgusting.

The Batlord · 09-20-2018, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Yuck. Little girls ain't got no booty gtfo with that microdick perv ****.

09-20-2018, 07:30 AM	#13771 (permalink)
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09-20-2018, 10:47 AM	#13779 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Sometimes I'm seriously ashamed to be a part of this forum. You guys are fcking disgusting. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

09-20-2018, 10:26 AM	#13778 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	As a teacher and as someone who is literally required by law to report anything related to sex with minors, y’all **ing gross-ass pedo-adjacent heads are super lucky I don’t know any of you in real life. Seriously y’all, what the **. Is it so hard to view women as people? Or sixteen year olds as children? Jesus Christ.