The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-20-2018, 03:32 PM

Man dies after 'getting head stuck under electronic cinema seat' in Birmingham

I can't work out how this has happened.

**Frownland** · 03-20-2018, 03:36 PM

Kind of looks like he had a heart attack and got his head stuck in a silly place.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-20-2018, 03:42 PM

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

OccultHawk · 03-20-2018, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Man dies after 'getting head stuck under electronic cinema seat' in Birmingham

I can't work out how this has happened.

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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OccultHawk · 03-20-2018, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

You’ve obviously never experienced a Zionist headlock.

**Frownland** · 03-20-2018, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I'm trying to imagine how you would get trapped. You'd think you'd be able to free yourself. It's not as if you've been handcuffed.

Unless he went into cardiac arrest after he got his noggin locked, he very well could have been unconscious.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-20-2018, 03:47 PM

I'll need to see the seats.

**Frownland** · 03-20-2018, 03:49 PM

Probably similar to these

Psy-Fi · 03-20-2018, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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Trollheart · 03-20-2018, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude drops his phone. Dude gets on the floor looking for it. His head gets trapped between a Jewish robot chair and the floor. Head was in a vice. He has a heart attack for good measure. Dies.

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Why Jewish?

I'm assuming the seats move automatically or electronically, and maybe it moved when he put his head under it and was trapped that way? You're right though, MLM: it doesn't give enough details to work out how exactly it happened.

03-20-2018, 03:36 PM	#10442 (permalink)
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03-20-2018, 03:49 PM	#10448 (permalink)
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