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Old 09-08-2016, 11:33 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Shut the **** up, ****, or I'll cornhole your dad next.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-08-2016, 02:31 PM   #32 (permalink)
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You don't like to think about sweat running down my face into the small of your father's back, my fist clenched in his hair and yanking his head back so he has to look me in the eye while I ram him like a jackhammer?
no, i don't like the idea of rape :-(
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Old 09-08-2016, 02:44 PM   #33 (permalink)
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no, i don't like the idea of rape :-(
Can't rape the begging.
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Old 09-08-2016, 02:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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anyway if you weren't talking about my dad, your post would have probably made me hard. you should start writing gay erotica, you know the kind that moms like to read.
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I would rather read gay erotica than one more page of the stupid ****ing Iliad.
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Old 09-08-2016, 03:37 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I would rather read gay erotica than one more page of the stupid ****ing Iliad.
here you go, this might involve ****ing gay dinosaurs?

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Old 09-08-2016, 03:39 PM   #37 (permalink)
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lol@ chuck tingle
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That makes me want to watch a gay Jurassic World with Chris Pratt. Can't be any worse than the actual movie anyway so might as well exist.
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Old 09-08-2016, 03:48 PM   #39 (permalink)
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That makes me want to watch a gay Jurassic World with Chris Pratt. Can't be any worse than the actual movie anyway so might as well exist.
Do we really want to see the guy from Parks and Rec being anally penetrated by a velociraptor? Don't answer that.
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Old 09-08-2016, 03:54 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Do we really want to see the guy from Parks and Rec being anally penetrated by a velociraptor? Don't answer that.
I know you didn't ask for an answer but...






























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Although I imagined it being the other way around.
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