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The Batlord 09-08-2016 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1741971)
If you're in the image, no one likes to think about it.

Shut the **** up, ****, or I'll cornhole your dad next.

kibbeh 09-08-2016 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1741969)
You don't like to think about sweat running down my face into the small of your father's back, my fist clenched in his hair and yanking his head back so he has to look me in the eye while I ram him like a jackhammer?

no, i don't like the idea of rape :-(

The Batlord 09-08-2016 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1742057)
no, i don't like the idea of rape :-(

Can't rape the begging.

kibbeh 09-08-2016 01:46 PM

anyway if you weren't talking about my dad, your post would have probably made me hard. you should start writing gay erotica, you know the kind that moms like to read.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 09-08-2016 02:34 PM

I would rather read gay erotica than one more page of the stupid ****ing Iliad.

kibbeh 09-08-2016 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1742085)
I would rather read gay erotica than one more page of the stupid ****ing Iliad.

here you go, this might involve ****ing gay dinosaurs?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...e845fa6317.jpg

The Batlord 09-08-2016 02:39 PM

lol@ chuck tingle

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 09-08-2016 02:40 PM

That makes me want to watch a gay Jurassic World with Chris Pratt. Can't be any worse than the actual movie anyway so might as well exist.

The Batlord 09-08-2016 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1742091)
That makes me want to watch a gay Jurassic World with Chris Pratt. Can't be any worse than the actual movie anyway so might as well exist.

Do we really want to see the guy from Parks and Rec being anally penetrated by a velociraptor? Don't answer that.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 09-08-2016 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1742095)
Do we really want to see the guy from Parks and Rec being anally penetrated by a velociraptor? Don't answer that.

I know you didn't ask for an answer but...






























Yes.








Although I imagined it being the other way around.


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