Why do you like Country? (singer, hardcore, metal, pop)

~~boskie~~ · 03-22-2007, 05:41 PM

Lets watch some Indy car John boy, and listen to some a our Willy Chestnut albums, then lets bum hump a porcupine ! Ok lets face it, if you like country music, there is a good chance you are from Wyoming, or just got out on parole, and who cares which one it is, we know your life as a Duke fan sucks. I have nothing against country music, except that my aunt in hillbilly Harrison, Michigan made me listen to it once, and I vomited in my new Lexus, or that all her kids who listen to that crap look like autistic bastards from the 1950, no I hate your mullets, your banjo’s and you possum stew, your sister/wife, I hate everything country but Shaiah Twains sweet ass.

right-track · 03-22-2007, 05:43 PM

yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

sleepy jack · 03-22-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by boskie

Lets watch some Indy car John boy, and listen to some a our Willy Chestnut albums, then lets bum hump a porcupine !

You listen to Metallica, how about I do the same for you. "LETS BE A DOUCHEBAG WHO WORSHIPZ SATAN AND LISTENS TO LAME POWER METAL!"

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Ok lets face it, if you like country music, there is a good chance you are from Wyoming, or just got out on parole, and who cares which one it is, we know your life as a Duke fan sucks.

I like it and none of that applies to me.

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I have nothing against country music, except that my aunt in hillbilly Harrison, Michigan made me listen to it once, and I vomited in my new Lexus, or that all her kids who listen to that crap look like autistic bastards from the 1950, no I hate your mullets, your banjo’s and you possum stew, your sister/wife, I hate everything country but Shaiah Twains sweet ass.

Yeah, I really believe you vomited, idiotic exaggeration for the win!

Congrats on not knowing a thing about country. I suggest you change your signature to IM IGNORANT so the whole world knows, also.

Also its spelled Shania Twain, genius.

Country music is fantastic and not that lame bull**** thats all over CMV or whatever the hell is it. Same goes for country radio. Highwaymen are a better then Alice In Chains and Cash was more hardcore then Sid Vicious could ever be.

I mean honestly lets look at your top 10 bands.

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Originally Posted by boskie

1.Rob Zombie 2.Alice In Chains 3.The Cult 4.AC/DC 5.Judas Priest 6.Sound Garden 7.S.O.D. 8.Sex Pistols 9.Metallica 10.Van Halen {Roth}

AC/DC? Way more of a 'hick band' then Wilco would ever be and Van Halen? They always sucked it doesn't matter who their frontman is.

Frances · 03-23-2007, 01:14 AM

I can't say I listen to much country, (I haven't found any new stuff I like)
But Johnny Cash was great and yes, a hardass. And there be many more great country singers. I wonder how many country enthusiasts are here and which of them will saddle up on their high horses to challenge you to a shoot-out. YEEEEEHARRR!

Sparky · 03-23-2007, 04:21 PM

wow! way to put up an argument using only stereotypes, and basing your entire opinion off the country music channel!

Because everybody in Wyoming listens to country music right? The music your referring to is more pop then anything. I can't say i listen to the genre much myself, but im not going to be so ignorant to say the whole genre sucks because i take my view of people down south from familyguy.

Wille Nelson>You

swim · 03-23-2007, 04:26 PM

I like banjos.

~~boskie~~ · 03-23-2007, 04:38 PM

crowquill, Satan is a Jewish myth, you see the Jews knew you rednecks were to dumb to just fork over the cash, so they had to put a scare into you, to get you to do it. Now I am not saying that every one in the time of JC (Jesus) was a redneck, they were still to close in time to our "primitive monkey ancestors" so in a way

they were all rednecks,,, so go twaing your banjo, drink some malt liquore, or do some crack with your black neighbor, but remember that I am from Los Angeles, so show some respect.

right-track · 03-23-2007, 04:45 PM

Crowquill is not a redneck...true he does have a passing resemblance to the slack jawed yokel of the Simpsons fame, but a redneck, he is not.

Los Angeles huh...are you a throwback?

Moon Pix · 03-26-2007, 03:47 AM

Surely this is just an ignorant potshot at people from the American south dressed up as a musical opinion.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-26-2007, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by boskie

no I hate your mullets,

This coming from a Metallica fan?

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right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

03-23-2007, 04:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	wow! way to put up an argument using only stereotypes, and basing your entire opinion off the country music channel! Because everybody in Wyoming listens to country music right? The music your referring to is more pop then anything. I can't say i listen to the genre much myself, but im not going to be so ignorant to say the whole genre sucks because i take my view of people down south from familyguy. Wille Nelson>You

03-23-2007, 04:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
~~boskie~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: LosAngeles, CA. Posts: 9	crowquill, Satan is a Jewish myth, you see the Jews knew you rednecks were to dumb to just fork over the cash, so they had to put a scare into you, to get you to do it. Now I am not saying that every one in the time of JC (Jesus) was a redneck, they were still to close in time to our "primitive monkey ancestors" so in a way they were all rednecks,,, so go twaing your banjo, drink some malt liquore, or do some crack with your black neighbor, but remember that I am from Los Angeles, so show some respect.

03-23-2007, 04:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Crowquill is not a redneck...true he does have a passing resemblance to the slack jawed yokel of the Simpsons fame, but a redneck, he is not. Los Angeles huh...are you a throwback?