No - I'm not.

However, I do present uncomfortable facts and accurate observations about people and today's society that most folks have never paused to examine.

It makes folks such as you uncomfortable or angry. It's just like telling someone who hasn't bathed in over year that they smell - badly - and getting an outraged reaction.

hey neward pm me. i have something to tell you

Lmao I think you need to look up the word pretentious in a dictionary buddy

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

You're a real pip.

Lol. I love you! Marry me and be my lover. I make you feel real good.

Just don't piss in his mouth or shove stuff in his dick. He tends to frown upon that.

I want to sig that...

I'm honoured, but I'm afraid the context would be lost.

Which would make it all the more perfect to sig it....