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yo, who da most ganxta son?
which of these bammas you think son? if you put them all in a cage wif weaponz, who would be the baddest mothaf*cka an who wuld get their ass beat?
http://www.musicweb.uk.net/classrev/..._composers.jpg beethoven is bangin fo sho, dats one badass face son. but that nigga was def from syphillis, so mozart could slam him from behind wif da folding chair, naamean? an bach had like 20 children son, hella ganxta. prolly all of dem on welfare too. you can choose any otha classical bammas too son, like f*ckin handel or mussorgsky (slammin fo sho) an sh*t. naamean? |
Brahms and Chopin were my boys. And i think all these guys were deaf or had syphillis.
I wanna add Hector Berlioz to the mix. Dont have a pic, but he's dead sexy like the rest of these guys |
Maybe dead but I don't know about sexy...
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sh*t son, debussy was hella ganxta. who wuld win in a fight between him an rachmaninoff? dat bamma was over 6 ft tall an russian as hell, naamean? |
you kiddin me? Rachmaninoff woulda gotten tore up by Debussy. Look at that hat. That hat says it all. Debussy= playa.
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just for looking at him tha wrong way :yikes:
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haha. classic.
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Michael Maybrick aka Stephen Adam - renown British composer of light music in the late 19th century and believed to be the brother of Jack the Ripper
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damn that guy would fuc kin rip everyone else to pieces !!
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ah dig' dirt, but peep this shit, rumor has it dat dis nigga wuz one bad skitzo SOB. da nigga wuz so hard dat he drove his brudda into a life of slashin hos up. Hes got more head trips than darth mutha fukin vader, naamean? Hed fuk those crackas up with a quickness.
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^excellent post....
i reckon schuberts up there... http://www.bpbclassics.demon.co.uk/schubert.jpg and also beethoven looks pretty mad... http://www.lonelythinker.com/images/beethoven.jpg |
Chopin's a scrawny biatch, Mozart looks worried about his hair getting messy.
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this takes effort. good job. |
Tchichovsky (if thats how its spelled)
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Duke Carlo Gesualdo, Prince of Venosa- Caught his wife having an affair with the duke of Andria and killed them. The story goes that he had their bodies impaled on stakes outside of his castle. Excellent avant-garde composer of the late sixteenth century.
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nah man, i put my money on paganini boy, cos onetime we was at a bar, and this guy was drunk and aksed paganini wheres the baffroom yo? and paganini stabbed him in the face.
thats why they call him Nicky the Knife. |
Fer Sure Prokviev He's Bald AND has Glasses. Top that.
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Oh 5hit! Oh 5hit!
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OH 5HIT SON! NO YOU DI'INT! |
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When vivaldi got through with you, it would look like you were drawn by a dyslexic 5 year old. |
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