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dirt mcgirt 02-23-2005 11:47 PM

yo, who da most ganxta son?
 
which of these bammas you think son? if you put them all in a cage wif weaponz, who would be the baddest mothaf*cka an who wuld get their ass beat?

http://www.musicweb.uk.net/classrev/..._composers.jpg

beethoven is bangin fo sho, dats one badass face son. but that nigga was def from syphillis, so mozart could slam him from behind wif da folding chair, naamean? an bach had like 20 children son, hella ganxta. prolly all of
dem on welfare too.

you can choose any otha classical bammas too son, like f*ckin handel or mussorgsky (slammin fo sho) an sh*t. naamean?

hookers with machineguns 02-27-2005 03:24 PM

Brahms and Chopin were my boys. And i think all these guys were deaf or had syphillis.

I wanna add Hector Berlioz to the mix. Dont have a pic, but he's dead sexy like the rest of these guys

jesus 02-27-2005 06:44 PM

Maybe dead but I don't know about sexy...

dirt mcgirt 03-02-2005 04:52 AM

http://www.kammerkunst.de/IMAGEPOOL/...ebussy_150.jpg

sh*t son, debussy was hella ganxta. who wuld win in a fight between him an rachmaninoff? dat bamma was over 6 ft tall an russian as hell, naamean?

hookers with machineguns 03-06-2005 11:07 PM

you kiddin me? Rachmaninoff woulda gotten tore up by Debussy. Look at that hat. That hat says it all. Debussy= playa.

SATCHMO 05-30-2005 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt
http://www.kammerkunst.de/IMAGEPOOL/...ebussy_150.jpg

sh*t son, debussy was hella ganxta. who wuld win in a fight between him an rachmaninoff? dat bamma was over 6 ft tall an russian as hell, naamean?

Yeah, and he once threw a mutha fu*ka outta plate glass window

pastor of muppets 05-31-2005 12:20 AM

just for looking at him tha wrong way :yikes:

Imonlydancing 06-02-2005 06:41 AM

haha. classic.

Fenixpunk 06-02-2005 08:21 AM

Michael Maybrick aka Stephen Adam - renown British composer of light music in the late 19th century and believed to be the brother of Jack the Ripper


http://www.revolve.com.au/images/adam.jpg

pastor of muppets 06-02-2005 08:22 AM

damn that guy would fuc kin rip everyone else to pieces !!

dirt mcgirt 06-02-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
Michael Maybrick aka Stephen Adam - renown British composer of light music in the late 19th century and believed to be the brother of Jack the Ripper


http://www.revolve.com.au/images/adam.jpg

this aint a tag team match son. the ripper can only watch from the gallery, naamean? aint that a bitch.

Fenixpunk 06-02-2005 11:33 AM

ah dig' dirt, but peep this shit, rumor has it dat dis nigga wuz one bad skitzo SOB. da nigga wuz so hard dat he drove his brudda into a life of slashin hos up. Hes got more head trips than darth mutha fukin vader, naamean? Hed fuk those crackas up with a quickness.

pastor of muppets 06-02-2005 08:02 PM

^excellent post....

i reckon schuberts up there...
http://www.bpbclassics.demon.co.uk/schubert.jpg

and also beethoven looks pretty mad...
http://www.lonelythinker.com/images/beethoven.jpg

ladyluckrules 06-03-2005 07:52 AM

Chopin's a scrawny biatch, Mozart looks worried about his hair getting messy.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe 06-04-2005 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
ah dig' dirt, but peep this shit, rumor has it dat dis nigga wuz one bad skitzo SOB. da nigga wuz so hard dat he drove his brudda into a life of slashin hos up. Hes got more head trips than darth mutha fukin vader, naamean? Hed fuk those crackas up with a quickness.


this takes effort. good job.

TheBig3 06-04-2005 10:39 AM

Tchichovsky (if thats how its spelled)

adidasss 06-04-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog
Tchichovsky (if thats how its spelled)

tchaikovsky...you need some glasses man...

cerebrotoniccato 06-12-2005 09:11 PM

Duke Carlo Gesualdo, Prince of Venosa- Caught his wife having an affair with the duke of Andria and killed them. The story goes that he had their bodies impaled on stakes outside of his castle. Excellent avant-garde composer of the late sixteenth century.

Mr.Thrifty 06-14-2005 12:11 PM

nah man, i put my money on paganini boy, cos onetime we was at a bar, and this guy was drunk and aksed paganini wheres the baffroom yo? and paganini stabbed him in the face.


thats why they call him Nicky the Knife.

Lewiscode 07-21-2005 12:03 PM

Fer Sure Prokviev He's Bald AND has Glasses. Top that.

beatpanda 07-23-2005 04:03 AM

Oh 5hit! Oh 5hit!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
Michael Maybrick aka Stephen Adam - renown British composer of light music in the late 19th century and believed to be the brother of Jack the Ripper


http://www.revolve.com.au/images/adam.jpg


OH 5HIT SON! NO YOU DI'INT!

SuperPseudonym 12-09-2005 02:55 PM

http://www.wisegorilla.com/images/music/vivaldi.jpg

When vivaldi got through with you, it would look like you were drawn by a dyslexic 5 year old.


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