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Key · 01-09-2019, 01:08 PM

It's actually better tbh

**Exo** · 01-09-2019, 01:10 PM

You're welcome.

Oriphiel · 01-09-2019, 01:43 PM

**** like this never happens in the timeline where I became a mod.

**Exo** · 01-09-2019, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

**** like this never happens in the timeline where I became a mod.

Agreed, that timeline just has you starting sh*t and not finishing it.

Oriphiel · 01-09-2019, 01:46 PM

I always finish my ****s, thank you very much. I don't have a bidet yet, but I've been using a squirt gun to mediocre success.

Zhanteimi · 01-09-2019, 05:17 PM

Bidets are just the best, especially after sticky shits.

The Batlord · 01-09-2019, 05:18 PM

I don't think I've ever even seen one here. How are they as a masturbatory aid?

Zhanteimi · 01-09-2019, 05:21 PM

Good question!

Well J-bidets have three settings: weak / mid / powerful. If you set it to powerful and position your butthole in just the right way, you can, with the proper amount of experience and skill, choose to do one of two things: give yourself a mini-enema or massage your prostate.

The Batlord · 01-09-2019, 05:24 PM

But does that really translate to a better wank?

Zhanteimi · 01-09-2019, 05:27 PM

It depends on how you like to wank. If you get off by putting some english on your prostate, then yeah, probably.

01-09-2019, 01:10 PM	#62 (permalink)
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01-09-2019, 01:46 PM	#65 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	I always finish my ****s, thank you very much. I don't have a bidet yet, but I've been using a squirt gun to mediocre success. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

01-09-2019, 05:17 PM	#66 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Bidets are just the best, especially after sticky shits. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

01-09-2019, 05:21 PM	#68 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Good question! Well J-bidets have three settings: weak / mid / powerful. If you set it to powerful and position your butthole in just the right way, you can, with the proper amount of experience and skill, choose to do one of two things: give yourself a mini-enema or massage your prostate. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

01-09-2019, 01:08 PM	#61 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	It's actually better tbh

01-09-2019, 05:27 PM	#70 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	It depends on how you like to wank. If you get off by putting some english on your prostate, then yeah, probably. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic