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06-18-2018, 11:29 PM | #82 (permalink) |
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Or like successfully(ish) trying to keep a punctured beer can from spilling on the carpet before you get to a sink/outside so that you can let the pressure release. Then once it's not explosive you just drink the rest, pouring it in a cup if you're classy.
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06-18-2018, 11:57 PM | #83 (permalink) | |
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Only you would know the secret of gripping a water jug with your bum cheeks.
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06-19-2018, 01:20 AM | #84 (permalink) |
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Tried the veal at the place across the street. OMFG. Gonna eat it at least one a day for the next two weeks.
I stayed off veal for over 25 years. Consumption didn't go down. Demand didn't go down. I gave up the battle. I'm sorry, but a tenderized veal cutlet, breaded, and then fried and baked with mozz, and served over pasta, is better than sex.
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06-19-2018, 01:59 AM | #85 (permalink) | |
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06-19-2018, 03:55 AM | #87 (permalink) | |
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06-19-2018, 06:31 AM | #88 (permalink) | |
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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