Let's talk about the search function

Oriphiel · 10-21-2017, 10:02 AM

Why does it fucking suck so much?

90% of my experience with the search bar goes like this:

Ori: lol, remember when Batlord talked how he stared at the sun, and now he's permanently blind? I wish I could find that hilarious gem. *types "sun" into search*

Search: NAH. U GOTTA GIMME MORE LETTERS THAN THAT IF U WANT THE GOOD STUFF, BOI.

Ori: Damn. Wait, I think Batlord also mentioned getting kicked in the cock. Let me try that. *types cock into search*

Search: NAH, U GOTTA WAIT.

Ori: How long?

Search : LIKE, TEN MORE SECONDS.

Ori: Why?

Search: CUZ THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO GET HARD AGAIN, BOI.

Ori: Uh, okay. *waits ten seconds, and types cock in again*

Search: I KNOW U GOT MORE LETTERS THAN THAT, BOI.

Ori: Damn it! Wait, I remember him also mentioning a bunch of other things, and some of them were like five or six letters long. *types all that stuff into the search bar*

Search: OH, U THOUGHT U COULD SEARCH FOR MULTIPLE WORDS AT ONCE? NAH, I DON'T DO THAT. I CAN CHECK POSTS FOR ONE KEYWORD *OR* ANOTHER, BUT I CAN'T LOOK FOR ALL THEM KEYWORDS IN ONE POST.

Ori: Why not?!

Search: 'CAUSE I GOT STANDARDS, BOI

Ori: Whatever. How about... *types a long and specific keyword*

Search: NAH, U GOTTA WAIT.

Ori : *suicide*

Is there anything the mods can do to fix it, or are we just stuck with it?

10-21-2017, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Let's talk about the search function Why does it fucking suck so much? 90% of my experience with the search bar goes like this: Ori: lol, remember when Batlord talked how he stared at the sun, and now he's permanently blind? I wish I could find that hilarious gem. types "sun" into search Search: NAH. U GOTTA GIMME MORE LETTERS THAN THAT IF U WANT THE GOOD STUFF, BOI. Ori: Damn. Wait, I think Batlord also mentioned getting kicked in the cock. Let me try that. types cock into search Search: NAH, U GOTTA WAIT. Ori: How long? Search : LIKE, TEN MORE SECONDS. Ori: Why? Search: CUZ THAT'S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO GET HARD AGAIN, BOI. Ori: Uh, okay. waits ten seconds, and types cock in again Search: I KNOW U GOT MORE LETTERS THAN THAT, BOI. Ori: Damn it! Wait, I remember him also mentioning a bunch of other things, and some of them were like five or six letters long. types all that stuff into the search bar Search: OH, U THOUGHT U COULD SEARCH FOR MULTIPLE WORDS AT ONCE? NAH, I DON'T DO THAT. I CAN CHECK POSTS FOR ONE KEYWORD OR ANOTHER, BUT I CAN'T LOOK FOR ALL THEM KEYWORDS IN ONE POST. Ori: Why not?! Search: 'CAUSE I GOT STANDARDS, BOI Ori: Whatever. How about... types a long and specific keyword Search: NAH, U GOTTA WAIT. Ori : suicide Is there anything the mods can do to fix it, or are we just stuck with it? __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------