Random page views?

simplephysics · 05-08-2015, 12:29 AM

So recently I've noticed I've been getting a lot of random page views from users with incoherent usernames. Upon further investigation I notice they have no posts whatsoever, have multiple "page views," while my username is the only one that appears. Is it the NSA? Nigerian princes trying to steal my identity? Has anyone else noticed this happening? HALP

Edit: I use my user page or whatever it's called to link back to my old posts, I've got a terrible memory.

Last users to visit my page:
ahibedeaumilot, ekyleflos, irnaginclyd, Justthefacts, Oriphiel, Pet_Sounds rbuychristian, sleepwearchemis, thnautzange, tnvanattamari

Should I be worried? Who are these people?

Pet_Sounds · 05-08-2015, 06:16 AM

Others have quite a few as well (check out Frownland's page), so I don't think you have anything to worry about.

But it does pique my curiosity. Indeed, who are they?

Quick, ten people look at dreadnaught's profile so the names disappear.

Oriphiel · 05-08-2015, 07:30 AM

Oh, those guys? Don't worry about them. They're my furies. They follow me wherever I go, screaming at me to make me suffer for the horrible things I've posted in the past. Next time I visit your profile, I'll try to trick them into waiting outside for me.

However, I don't know who famcduffshenn, rnkeraden, ocuzzodean, or zsbonuzmoise are, and yet they've visited my profile. They sound like Lovecraftian horrors.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-08-2015, 07:33 AM

Ask them

Oriphiel · 05-08-2015, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Ask them

That's like telling someone to ask Trollheart to be brief. It sounds like a reasonable course of action, but it just isn't going to work. The jumbled names and the sheer volume of users, all created around roughly the same time period, as well as their tendency to never post anything ever in the forums, indicate that they're probably spam bots of some kind.

But, I'll try anyway. Wish me luck.

Edit: Alright, I sent private messages to all of mine. I swear, if they kidnap me and recruit me into the virtual illuminati, i'm blaming you Urban.

WWWP · 05-08-2015, 11:03 AM

Quote:

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

chemiseschemise eettlehect enmowlesmerly irnaginclyd Ki+ nappenbufo nrbinalde, oroadfootbobb Pet_Sounds+ rbuychristian

This page has had 14,667 visits

Yeah. Weird.

YorkeDaddy · 05-08-2015, 11:52 AM

the furies are coming for us

i just posted nudity on the forums WILL I GET AWAY WITH IT?!?!

stay tuned

Plankton · 05-08-2015, 12:10 PM

YorkeDaddy · 05-08-2015, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

i dont think they give those out for showing tits

Plankton · 05-08-2015, 12:21 PM

I've been to public pools/beaches in Europe, and after a while you get used to the topless women. It's the armpit hair that should get the yellow card.

05-08-2015, 06:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Others have quite a few as well (check out Frownland's page), so I don't think you have anything to worry about. But it does pique my curiosity. Indeed, who are they? Quick, ten people look at dreadnaught's profile so the names disappear. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

05-08-2015, 07:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Ask them __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-08-2015, 12:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	__________________ See location...

05-08-2015, 12:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	I've been to public pools/beaches in Europe, and after a while you get used to the topless women. It's the armpit hair that should get the yellow card. __________________ See location...

05-08-2015, 07:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Oh, those guys? Don't worry about them. They're my furies. They follow me wherever I go, screaming at me to make me suffer for the horrible things I've posted in the past. Next time I visit your profile, I'll try to trick them into waiting outside for me. However, I don't know who famcduffshenn, rnkeraden, ocuzzodean, or zsbonuzmoise are, and yet they've visited my profile. They sound like Lovecraftian horrors.