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Old 03-03-2021, 01:36 PM   #6541 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2021, 01:46 PM   #6542 (permalink)
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Governor DeSantis narrowly escaped serious injury today when an irate 60-year old man threw a full can of beer at him, shouting "I'll piss on your corpse yet, DeathSantis!"

Uncorroborated testimony claims the man then metamorphosed into a hawk whose wings seemed emblazoned with swastikas, and flew off, though less drunk testimony claims he sped off on a Harley.
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Old 03-03-2021, 01:47 PM   #6543 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2021, 01:52 PM   #6544 (permalink)
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Governor DeSantis narrowly escaped serious injury today when an irate 60-year old man threw a full can of beer at him, shouting "I'll piss on your corpse yet, DeathSantis!"

Uncorroborated testimony claims the man then metamorphosed into a hawk whose wings seemed emblazoned with swastikas, and flew off, though less drunk testimony claims he sped off on a Harley.
lol

Should've given him a swastika on one wing and a hammer and sickle on the other, to represent his lack of need for consistency and love of hypocrisy as a higher form of thinking.
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Probably on the far side of 70.
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well good timing I guess because Abby boy just forced everything open 100%...no mask mandate either

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I asked if she wants your number and she left me on read.
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