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10-26-2019, 08:33 AM | #5791 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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On Halloween, the dead return to haunt the Earth, and so I – what? Not Halloween? Another week to go yet? IGOR! I-GORRR! You woke me up too soon, you bumbling idiot! Now look what you've done! IGOR! You useless cretin! I told you to stay off that spider wine! Honestly, just can't get the staff these days. Unless you're willing to pay. Which I'm not. Well, what a way to screw up your return, eh? What can I say? Hi everybody!
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10-26-2019, 08:34 AM | #5792 (permalink) |
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Hi Trolls
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10-26-2019, 08:40 AM | #5793 (permalink) |
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Hey Hawk. Still Member of the Year, I see. You know, I never quite realised that referred to other than your status at the forum. Not very poilte to brag about your attributes though, you know, Florida Man....
Hey it's good to be back! I think.
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10-26-2019, 09:01 AM | #5798 (permalink) | |
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10-26-2019, 09:50 AM | #5799 (permalink) |
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welcome back Trollheart
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10-26-2019, 10:00 AM | #5800 (permalink) |
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Thanks man. Good to be back.
In case anyone is wondering where I was all this time, I spent it in a small cabin at the top of Mount Fujijama, where I subsisted on unleavened bread and spring water for three hundred days, communing with nature and clearing my mind of all thoughts (which wasn't hard) till in a flash of insight I suddenly realised the secret to eternal life! Refrain from dying.
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