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Trollheart · 10-26-2019, 08:33 AM

On Halloween, the dead return to haunt the Earth, and so I – what? Not Halloween? Another week to go yet? IGOR! I-GORRR! You woke me up too soon, you bumbling idiot! Now look what you've done! IGOR! You useless cretin! I told you to stay off that spider wine! Honestly, just can't get the staff these days. Unless you're willing to pay. Which I'm not.

Well, what a way to screw up your return, eh? What can I say?
Hi everybody!

OccultHawk · 10-26-2019, 08:34 AM

Hi Trolls

Trollheart · 10-26-2019, 08:40 AM

Hey Hawk. Still Member of the Year, I see. You know, I never quite realised that referred to other than your status at the forum.

Not very poilte to brag about your attributes though, you know, Florida Man....

Hey it's good to be back!
I think.

grindy · 10-26-2019, 08:42 AM

Hi there, TH! Good to see you. How are things?

Trollheart · 10-26-2019, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Hi there, TH! Good to see you. How are things?

Hey grindy! Glad to see you haven't changed the avvy. Nice to be back. Things are okay now, but man was it a terrible year.

Trollheart · 10-26-2019, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Trollster!

Hey Chula. How's my favourite grandad!

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Originally Posted by Key

Trollheart!

Hi Ki, or should I say Key now? Good to see ya!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think he's just having a stroke tbh.

Yeah, strokin' your mom!

grindy · 10-26-2019, 08:47 AM

^Nice.

OccultHawk · 10-26-2019, 09:01 AM

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Yeah, strokin' your mom!

Mindy · 10-26-2019, 09:50 AM

welcome back Trollheart

Trollheart · 10-26-2019, 10:00 AM

Thanks man. Good to be back.
In case anyone is wondering where I was all this time, I spent it in a small cabin at the top of Mount Fujijama, where I subsisted on unleavened bread and spring water for three hundred days, communing with nature and clearing my mind of all thoughts (which wasn't hard) till in a flash of insight I suddenly realised the secret to eternal life!

Refrain from dying.

10-26-2019, 08:33 AM	#5791 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	On Halloween, the dead return to haunt the Earth, and so I – what? Not Halloween? Another week to go yet? IGOR! I-GORRR! You woke me up too soon, you bumbling idiot! Now look what you've done! IGOR! You useless cretin! I told you to stay off that spider wine! Honestly, just can't get the staff these days. Unless you're willing to pay. Which I'm not. Well, what a way to screw up your return, eh? What can I say? Hi everybody! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-26-2019, 08:34 AM	#5792 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Hi Trolls __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

10-26-2019, 08:40 AM	#5793 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	Hey Hawk. Still Member of the Year, I see. You know, I never quite realised that referred to other than your status at the forum. Not very poilte to brag about your attributes though, you know, Florida Man.... Hey it's good to be back! I think. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-26-2019, 08:42 AM	#5794 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Hi there, TH! Good to see you. How are things? __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

10-26-2019, 08:47 AM	#5797 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	^Nice. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

10-26-2019, 09:50 AM	#5799 (permalink)
Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,071	welcome back Trollheart

10-26-2019, 10:00 AM	#5800 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,995	Thanks man. Good to be back. In case anyone is wondering where I was all this time, I spent it in a small cabin at the top of Mount Fujijama, where I subsisted on unleavened bread and spring water for three hundred days, communing with nature and clearing my mind of all thoughts (which wasn't hard) till in a flash of insight I suddenly realised the secret to eternal life! Refrain from dying. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018