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**Frownland** · 01-10-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I asked a dude if I needed to sing for a credit card purchase in Normandy and he looked at me like I was speaking Grognakstfariansith or some other made up combined alien language.

He was probably wondering what singing had to do with anything.

**Exo** · 01-10-2018, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

He was probably wondering what singing had to do with anything.

Go f*ck yourself.

GunmouthGrace · 01-10-2018, 05:17 PM

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OccultHawk · 01-10-2018, 05:29 PM

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Hmm... y'know, I'm really not so sure that a Chinese and Japanese could effectively communicate via just kanji on paper (if that's the scenario you're envisioning).

I’ve seen it first hand a few times. It’s clumsy but they can usually get there with a smidgen of shared English. When they hit words they don’t know in English they write them out in Chinese.

GunmouthGrace · 01-10-2018, 05:58 PM

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RiPS · 01-11-2018, 06:43 AM

Sorry to break it to you all, but the body Logan Paul found in the suicide forest was Batlord's. And I have it on good authority that Mord is the one that put him there.

Key · 01-11-2018, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RiPS

Sorry to break it to you all, but the body Logan Paul found in the suicide forest was Batlord's. And I have it on good authority that Mord is the one that put him there.

It's the perfect crime.

Oriphiel · 01-11-2018, 11:50 AM

You guys remember that time that Batlord came on MB and casually mentioned that he shat out part of his intestines?

Maybe the rest finally came out.

The Batlord · 01-11-2018, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm currently on hold with Burger King CS. I'm going to see if I ask if they'd tell me if an employee named Charles has died in Virginia recently. Worth a shot.

This is going to be a weird conversation with this poor CS agent.

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Originally Posted by Exo

So, I got off the phone with BK. They put in a report that I called inquiring about the health of one Charles who may or may not work in a BK near Portsmouth, Virginia. They'll be calling me back. She did say that she does believe he's a live because it's been "a while" since somebody has passed away.

Couple possibilities here...

1. He's alive but something happened and I'll find out which will justify my poking my nose into his life.

2. He's totally fine but is happy people care about him enough to look for him.

3. He's totally fine but he's pissed off that we're contacting his place of employment looking for him.

4. He's f*cking worm food.

TBH kinda disappointed none of my bosses have come up to me and awkwardly told me that someone has been inquiring as to my potential death.

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Originally Posted by Blank.

For real. I've been learning Japanese and I didn't start making any headway til I essentially immersed myself in the language a bit. I still don't speak it but I'm actually getting somewhere.

lol you take karate and japanese what a ****ing weeb

Trollheart · 01-11-2018, 12:49 PM

**** me! You're not dead! (Cries like a girl then punches Batty on the shoulder in a way that attempts, and fails, to be manly).

Where the **** ya been, ya ****?

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RiPS Nein, Danke. Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Japan Posts: 123	Sorry to break it to you all, but the body Logan Paul found in the suicide forest was Batlord's. And I have it on good authority that Mord is the one that put him there.