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[Exo]

Remember this map?

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=12...tion=USA&add=1

Portsmouth, Virginia.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by MicShazam

Struggling to come up with some positive options, but I'm sure there would be some.

Won lottery. Poor internet service in Tahiti.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

positive option is batty is chugging a steel reserve and laughing his ass off at us right now

i’m hoping and kind of still assuming this is the most likely scenario.

[Exo]

So, I got off the phone with BK. They put in a report that I called inquiring about the health of one Charles who may or may not work in a BK near Portsmouth, Virginia. They'll be calling me back. She did say that she does believe he's a live because it's been "a while" since somebody has passed away.

Couple possibilities here...

1. He's alive but something happened and I'll find out which will justify my poking my nose into his life.

2. He's totally fine but is happy people care about him enough to look for him.

3. He's totally fine but he's pissed off that we're contacting his place of employment looking for him.

4. He's f*cking worm food.

[Exo]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

positive option is batty is chugging a steel reserve and laughing his ass off at us right now

i’m hoping and kind of still assuming this is the most likely scenario.

Well considering I just contacted BK. If he's reading this, he'll probably post because I'm getting close to his personal space.

To be fair, the f*cker hasn't shut up for more than two days ever before so eight is more than grounds for concern I believe.

[Frownland]

We can just ban him if he's upset when he comes back.

[OccultHawk]

If something is discovered it’s important not to put his full real name on here.

All the **** that could be hard to understand painful or taken out of context by family

[Exo]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If something is discovered it’s important not to put his full real name on here.

All the **** that could be hard to understand painful or taken out of context by family

I don't know any info besides stuff he's posted here so if I do find something, I won't post it.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by MicShazam

Facebook - for those who use it at least occasionally anyway - would be a good way of indicating whether someone was still kicking or not. I rarely use mine, but if I don't use it for several months, I'm dead for sure.

Well I never go near Facebook, so I'd still prefer a database so in the event of my being absent for long enough, people were able to confirm that I was no longer a part of this mortal coil.

Originally Posted by Exo

I'm currently on hold with Burger King CS. I'm going to see if I ask if they'd tell me if an employee named Charles has died in Virginia recently. Worth a shot.

This is going to be a weird conversation with this poor CS agent.

Fair play to you for trying, Exo. I wish there was something I could do, but like us all*, he's pretty private about his personal details.

* Other than Chula, of course.

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Won lottery. Poor internet service in Tahiti.

I hope he's getting a massage, reading comics while drinking booze from a coconut as we speak.

Originally Posted by Exo

Well considering I just contacted BK. If he's reading this, he'll probably post because I'm getting close to his personal space.

To be fair, the f*cker hasn't shut up for more than two days ever before so eight is more than grounds for concern I believe.

I can't imagine he'd be annoyed at this and I hate to admit that it does freak me out a bit that it's been 8 days, little as that sounds like.