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[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Apollonia

http://www.gracecentered.com/christi...'-awesome/

I honestly don't believe this is real, SOMEONE is trolling

Am I the only one creeped out that the poster's screen name is "MyFathersGirl"?

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by Plankton

Scenario:

Batlord trolls Christian forum
Batlord turns full-on Bibletard

yup

It could happen.

Porn again.

[The Batlord]

Hi Bat of the Lord.

I had a similar experience. I was an out gay man for many years like yourself. One day while I was having sex with my boyfriend at the time when suddenly I started having a strange religious experience.
I felt like somebody was speaking to me and telling me the right way to live my life. The more I listened the more it made sense to me. On that day I became cured of my homosexuality and became a new person, and I have now devoted my life to following Jesus.

lolwut

Like, I can't even troll this guy. ****ing with his head would be legitimately wrong. All I can picture when reading this is the dude just stopping in the middle of pounding some guy in the ass, just thinking about Jesus, and his partner is like, "Sweety, why'd you stop? Sweety?"

[Apollonia]

I'm actually crying with laughter

[Wpnfire]

Originally Posted by Black Francis

that's why im starting an account on this site.

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/

I bet members there will be alot nicer.

Why would you go to a Christian site to discuss music?

[The Batlord]

My porn thread is already yielding forbidden fruit.

I am going to give you a different view on pornography that you may not have considered.

You cannot have porn with out people.

Every woman... and I am mentioning women and leaving out the male counterparts because you are a man
and unless you are gay, women are the target of your attention.

Anyway, every woman who is in porn is either married... which means she is committing adultery. (Breaking a commandment)
Or has a boyfriend, which means she is cheating on him.
Or has a father (parents) which means she not only is disrespecting him (them) but breaking another commandment of Honoring her parents.

Lets leave the effect it would have on her children if she has any, out of this.

As a new Christian would you be supportive of someone who went out and killed someone just for the sport of it?

As a new Christian would you be supportive of someone who went out and robbed something just for the heck of it?

Then why in the world would you want to be supportive of an industry that not only degrades women and forces the large majority of them into this through drugs and such ?

I know why, as do all those reading this thread. It is because of your carnal mind and physical body.

NO... there is no such thing as Christian porn.

It can be an addiction and a bad one because once involved it is very difficult to break.

You did not say if you are married.

That is what God intended. A man to have a wife and she provides what you are attempting to get from
pictures or a screen.

Today it is difficult because it is everywhere you turn, but you need to pray for Gods guidance and deliverance....

AND the very next time you are so tempted to watch remember YOU are one of the people making that woman you are looking at sin.

Would you want someone to do that to your wife, sister, daughter or even mother?

This ****ing guy right here, dude. This is a prime trolling opportunity, and I'm going to contemplate on just how to respond to this.


Also, unless someone from MB has followed my lead, it would appear that this forum is being ravaged by trolls.

While watching mild pornography is fine in my book, you should definitely confess your sins to God. You should wash your eyes with holy water, and also bless the hand you beat off with while watching porn. Use blessed lube if possible.

I'm thinking of calling him out, just to start some cheap drama.

[Wpnfire]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Also, unless someone from MB has followed my lead, it would appear that this forum is being ravaged by trolls.

It's a religious internet website; of course it's being ravaged by trolls.

[Plankton]

This is wrong on many, many levels but gloriously hilarious. I only ask that you take it to it's own thread for the sake of preserving some, if any, integrity this thread may have left.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by Plankton

This is wrong on many, many levels but gloriously hilarious. I only ask that you take it to it's own thread for the sake of preserving some, if any, integrity this thread may have left.

He should make a trolling journal.

[Wpnfire]

Originally Posted by Plankton

I only ask that you take it to it's own thread for the sake of preserving some, if any, integrity this thread may have left.

This.