Who the hell do you think you are, seriously?

I don't care about the size of your dick, and quite frankly, I find it offensive that you would assume yourself to be cooler than others simply because of the size of your penis. I know plenty of cool guys and they don't have large dicks. But I bet you think you're better than them anyway, don't you? How about you take your large dick and **** off back to your sad empty life where all you do is compare penises with others and decide how you fit in with them on the social ladder.

PS. Mine is bigger anyway.

Dude where are you getting the idea that this place isn't noob friendly

Most people don't say hi to noobs because they think they are spam.

I mean...Trollheart quoted my main post on the matter, I'm not sure how much more explicit I have to be.

I find it offensive that you would imply your penis is larger when mine speaks for itself every time I take a piss and other dudes stare me down like jealous cheerleaders. I bet you'd want it in YOUR butt, and maybe when I impaled you into the air you'd climb a rung on the social ladder yourself.

There's something seriously wrong with you if you are looking other dudes in the eyes when you are taking a waz. I expect you end up pissing all over the place, just like you're going to spend the rest of your days pissing you life away with your stupid views on how feminists are idiots and how homosexuality is wrong.

Yeah, I found your account from another forum. I understand that you wanted to make a fresh start but if you come on here and start stirring up **** then I have no issues with explaining all about the views of yours that you have tried to keep secret.

And you leave my beautiful butt out of this.

Tristesse is my favorite member on MusicBanter.

Wait no way, he's my favourite member too!

From my point of view, my dick is large.

I'm really sorry I hurt your feelings, but can you blame me? Every time I look down, I see this ****in anaconda of a thing slithering out from above my sack, and I'm just quite certain it's larger than anyone else's, at least here. The thing is enormous. I don't wanna argue about it anymore.

Truth be told, we both have our views on this, and while I disagree with yours, I respect and will not look down on them. I'll even admit that perhaps my penis looks larger from my point of view, because I'm stretching it out in front of me when measuring, whereas most people would see it hanging limp to the ground from a foot or so away. So you have an excellent point.

However, sir, I'm still pretty sure my dick is large, if not the largest.

Opinions expressed in the far past have little to no significance, I think. If someone wants to keep their opinions secret, good for them, and if they really want a fresh start by going to a new forum, let them have it. For all we know they might be ashamed of something they've said previously, or their views may have changed. Therefore I don't see why it would be necessary to bring old stuff up, unless it'd have a bad impact if it wasn't brought up. I don't know what the secret views you're talking about are, so I guess I shouldn't go too much into it, but still.

It's pathetic that you would reduce your contribution to this forum to puerile imaginary penis talk. It's pathetic, you're pathetic, I'm pathetic and most of all, anyone who dislikes Hanson's 'MMMBop' is pathetic.