Mod Idol 2013

**Goofle** · 12-22-2012, 09:27 PM

I still nominate me. My connection has been good lately.

Bloozcrooz · 12-22-2012, 09:37 PM

Vote Bloozcrooz and vote for change.

I'm Bloozcrooz and I approve this message.

Forward To Death · 12-22-2012, 09:56 PM

As moderator, I will eliminate wasteful posting, and fight for the rights of members with under 1,000 posts.

Engine · 12-22-2012, 10:11 PM

Fuck it. I officially nominate myself, Engine, for moderator 2013. Here's why:

I apparently love this forum. I don't think that I've gone more than two days without examining it closely for the last few years, even when I decide not to log in. I'm not even that loyal to my own fucking Facebook account, and even less so to my friends and family. I'm not a sociopath, I'm just very choosy about the company that I keep. And unlike those other things, I understand MB and I can help.

I'll approve all of your journal entries promptly no matter how boring or stale they are. I'll ban spammers relentlessly and, with impunity, I'll ban assholes and idiots as quickly as Floridians shoot citizens who threaten them. Like a medical doctor with integrity, I'll walk through crowds of angry protestors on my way into the Planned Parenthood clinic to abort unwanted children while smirking at their posters of dead fetuses. I'll point out which of the depicted were my own work as far as I can recognize. This is how I shall moderate.

Internet access surrounds me and I don't ever need to use a goddamn phone to check in. I won't necessarily make this place better as a moderator but I probably will.

Freebase Dali · 12-22-2012, 10:16 PM

I'd like to re-nominate myself.
If I get re-modded, I will post more about music, stop disappearing for lengths of time without so much as a notification to the other mods, and I will start contributing to the infrastructure of this forum like I used to when I was first modded.

I will also pledge to check the approval queue more often, and limit posting my drunken rages. I will do what I can in order to improve the forums, versus improving my own image as the new-old-current mod.

Please vote for me.

FETCHER. · 12-22-2012, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forward To Death

As moderator, I will eliminate wasteful posting, and fight for the rights of members with under 1,000 posts.

Haha, you've got my vote.

Dr_Rez · 12-28-2012, 06:31 AM

Well I just read this entire thread and I think that Engine/Blooz/Goofle/Fetcher/Trollheart would all make fine choices.

On a side note I feel like Trollheart puts more work into creating quality threads (maybe beside Tore) than anyone in this sites history. Also his grammar and punctuation are magnificent.

ps: Why anyone is voting Jackhammer I dont know. If he wanted to mod he would not have stepped down. I wish big 3 would mod again as well

Step 1: Strip Freebase of his modship
Step 2:naturally he will start drinking heavily so remod immediately.
Step 3: Profit

The Batlord · 12-28-2012, 10:28 AM

I say we pick the next newb who makes an intro thread and tell him that he/she is now a mod just to confuse them.

TheBig3 · 12-28-2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

I wish big 3 would mod again as well

1. No one else does

2. I nominated myself and still didn't make your "fin choice" list.

3. I could occasionally PM you and tell you to clean up your act if you'd like.

WWWP · 12-28-2012, 11:53 AM

I'll put my name in just because I lurk around here all the time and might as well be doing something helpful.

12-22-2012, 10:11 PM	#134 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Fuck it. I officially nominate myself, Engine, for moderator 2013. Here's why: I apparently love this forum. I don't think that I've gone more than two days without examining it closely for the last few years, even when I decide not to log in. I'm not even that loyal to my own fucking Facebook account, and even less so to my friends and family. I'm not a sociopath, I'm just very choosy about the company that I keep. And unlike those other things, I understand MB and I can help. I'll approve all of your journal entries promptly no matter how boring or stale they are. I'll ban spammers relentlessly and, with impunity, I'll ban assholes and idiots as quickly as Floridians shoot citizens who threaten them. Like a medical doctor with integrity, I'll walk through crowds of angry protestors on my way into the Planned Parenthood clinic to abort unwanted children while smirking at their posters of dead fetuses. I'll point out which of the depicted were my own work as far as I can recognize. This is how I shall moderate. Internet access surrounds me and I don't ever need to use a goddamn phone to check in. I won't necessarily make this place better as a moderator but I probably will. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

12-28-2012, 06:31 AM	#137 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	Well I just read this entire thread and I think that Engine/Blooz/Goofle/Fetcher/Trollheart would all make fine choices. On a side note I feel like Trollheart puts more work into creating quality threads (maybe beside Tore) than anyone in this sites history. Also his grammar and punctuation are magnificent. ps: Why anyone is voting Jackhammer I dont know. If he wanted to mod he would not have stepped down. I wish big 3 would mod again as well Step 1: Strip Freebase of his modship Step 2:naturally he will start drinking heavily so remod immediately. Step 3: Profit __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew Last edited by Dr_Rez; 12-28-2012 at 06:36 AM.

12-22-2012, 09:56 PM	#133 (permalink)
Forward To Death Trolier Than Thou Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,336	As moderator, I will eliminate wasteful posting, and fight for the rights of members with under 1,000 posts.

12-22-2012, 10:16 PM	#135 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I'd like to re-nominate myself. If I get re-modded, I will post more about music, stop disappearing for lengths of time without so much as a notification to the other mods, and I will start contributing to the infrastructure of this forum like I used to when I was first modded. I will also pledge to check the approval queue more often, and limit posting my drunken rages. I will do what I can in order to improve the forums, versus improving my own image as the new-old-current mod. Please vote for me.