Guess what
 

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Fess up, this is a joke after all.

What, you little bastard?

what would you like me to guess? thanks and god bless.

goddamnit dad you are ruining my tricks. everything you ruin. even that time i was showing my friends those card tricks.

my father would often ruin things i tried to accomplish in my life like piano lessons or football tryouts he would keep me inside until the teacher left or tie both my shoes he was a prankster that is why i wanted a better life. thanks and god bless.

I'll ruin YOU kid, if you don't come upstairs an apologize to your mother RIGHT NOW!

my mother was a strong woman who dealt with m fatehr and raised four of us kids we were well below the poverty line its why i wanted a better life. now i have a family of my own. thanks and god bless.

Why don't you tell these poor people the TRUTH!

APRIL FOOLS

We will all be leaving town for a while so things can blow over. :D

wut.......

What's the point of an April fool's joke if it's not on April 1st? Lame. I called this ****, and it's still lame. Waiting until April 3rd to make the joke seem less suspicious defeats the entire purpose.

Congrats on getting people riled up, but true April Fool's jokes actually take place on April Fools.

The real joke will happen when all the sudden, Jayshreddz returns and it's suddenly not a joke anymore. BE HAPPY!

I love you guys. But you should still suck a dick.

:laughing:

Someone doesn't have the April Fool's spirit. You're getting a lump of coal in your next thread.

Aw. It was for your entertainment!

That was kind of lame. Were the mods not in on it until the last minute or were they just faking their sorrows.

I'm just going to pretend this past week and a half never happened now.

Well played, mods, well played.

Faking sorrows. How could we not have been in on it?

Uhg.

lol. You figured it out anyway, didn't you?

well, it was a great show of dedication.

Yea, and I will ban your ass if you don't like it! GO PEARL JAM!!!!!

Jack Pat, you were my favorite.

So what's the story with jayshreddz then? The REAL one?

All fake!

Special note to the members:

You guys are amazing. Yes, I know we just deceived you, but it was all for your own entertainment. The incredible passion and dedication you guys have for the community really shown through this whole thing. You guys should feel proud, not for being "fooled", but for reacting to an obviously destructive influence with the amount of inspired fervor you have for this place. Coming to the defense of the "demoted" mods was really touching, and I'd like to thank you all for your support.

You guys really are amazing. I hope you won't have any hurt feelings about the whole funny incident, and that you'll feel pride in wanting to protect this wonderful community.

Happy April everyone! From me, AlanisAtlantis6 and DiegoDiego :wave:

He is completely the product of our imaginations.

Check this out:


dude, i don't know why you like that sort of music. it doesn't take talent at all!



Eerie, huh?

There is no real one. Several of us drove.

All of the other idiots aren't real either for the record.

I would also like to add on to this that we really were impressed at the passion you guys had. It actually pained us to keep going through with it, but we were determined for some sort of big finale, and we're glad no one imploded. Except maybe GB, who is probably off purchasing a new server for a forum as we speak, which I apologize for.

As for those of you who have had your punk tastes dissed, I am personally sorry. I would not have dissed them if I did not personally like Punk as ordinary Freebase Dali.
As to everyone else, when I was in the driver seat, I merely pretended like a new member that listened to the radio.
Shocking!

Wow.

So this has been like a week in the making? Very well done.

i don't think that is a positive message to members of our new community ;). I would like to inform you all that I am a registered Alanis Morisette ofender, it's true! ;) looking forward to working with you all. :wave: