Guess what
 

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Fess up, this is a joke after all.

What, you little bastard?

what would you like me to guess? thanks and god bless.

goddamnit dad you are ruining my tricks. everything you ruin. even that time i was showing my friends those card tricks.

my father would often ruin things i tried to accomplish in my life like piano lessons or football tryouts he would keep me inside until the teacher left or tie both my shoes he was a prankster that is why i wanted a better life. thanks and god bless.

I'll ruin YOU kid, if you don't come upstairs an apologize to your mother RIGHT NOW!

my mother was a strong woman who dealt with m fatehr and raised four of us kids we were well below the poverty line its why i wanted a better life. now i have a family of my own. thanks and god bless.

Why don't you tell these poor people the TRUTH!