Hey Yac, stuff my face!
 

Hello Yac and that fucking waste of space that passes off as a new butler that seems to have been hanging around your refrigerator the past few days.

Guess what .... I sit!

As far as I'm concerned you can take your delicatessen and your new found butler's Crepes and shove it into my hungry mouth.

After all the time and effort I have put into this place over the years, unpaid I might add I felt what you said to me in the deli was way out of this world and quite frankly I'm not going to put up with it not being eaten immediately.

The reason I have hardly been around the past month is because I was suffering from excessive flatulence and vomiting, and quite honestly I have more important things to worry about right now rather than if some guy wants to return his meal or if some idiot kicks up some fuss about his steak not being done medium enough. I have real problems to deal with right now, you know like how I'm going to deodorise my pants and where the next meal is coming out.

That said, I would have thought after all the years I've been here I deserved a bit sturdier of a spoon on my plate of that excellent Rhubarb Crumble, but no you just gave it to me just like my real boss gave blueberry tart to me with a floppy plastic spoon and call me out on my recent lack of culinary visits. My real boss pays me so I can't say this to him, but as I do this for nothing in my own free time I feel I can say this to you......

fuck you and fuck your stupid fucking dessert spoons. I hope they are replaced with better quality cutlery in the near future, and with Dickshreds or whatever his name in the pantry is I feel that will be very soon.

My food has been going down my gullet since you arrived.

Regards
GitBiz

P.S. Don't even think about not giving me a doggy bag.

Woah.

I'm confident Urban has enough of a sense of humour he'll see this in the spirit it's intended. Especially considering he renamed his own thread.

I agree it wasn't that funny, but maybe we should let Urban decide whether it is offensive. He's online and has probably seen it. :thumb:

I don't think it's very funny, yet I don't see how it could be too offensive to anyone. It's just kind of here, being boring.

If I were Urban I'd be more offended by the lack of funny.

Maybe I'm not mocking THAT situation?

And, on the side of that, you're not Urban. Kindly refrain from trying to think for him.

Meh, I can see what GB is trying to do. I think it was more of a "making a ****ty situation into a funny one" sort of thing. Just to bring down the drama and unfortunate happenings that have been going on lately.

Honestly asking Yac to stuff your face sounds rather sexual.

What did you expect? He signed it GitBiz after all.

well, wateva

waiter, there's a fly in my soup

It was a good idea, however the execution left a lot to be desired.

4/10, wouldn't read again.

Guitar Bizarre, this is quite a witty take on Urban's thread but it is insensitive at the same time and so I agree with some of the others that it's in bad taste.

I thought it was rather funny, and I think we should all wait a bit to see where this whole situation will lead to.

lucky you didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

insensitive or not, urban doesn't strike me as the sensitive type.

I'm only hurt that nobody has thought to post a tumbleweed gif yet.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thread.

With the greatest respect to Milano, I'll have to add the one Urban himself used to possibly the worst joke I ever made on this forum:

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I actually found the food references pretty funny.

^^maybe you've got yourself a new fetish, that's why

When are you going to learn that not everything is fetish-able, man?

^^i thought basically everything is

When they stop making porn about everything.

Read: never