Diversify Your Vocabulary

ElephantSack · 05-13-2009, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoe

Exactly what I do. I usually just make up words to sound like a hardass. This kid said I owed him money and I began to rant which sounded something like...
"Knave! Can't you percieve by your ineptuity that there ist a penneth in my pocket! Why the poor slanders on what ill will you have wished upon their unrelenting opressed corpses. Why do you ask such a feeble treat from my pouch??"

They usually just walk away. It works quite nicely actually.

EDIT:

"Holy marmelade! What a splendicular piece of rubtuity!"

Rubtuity. Soft and gentle for the ladies. Hard and aggressive for... oh my, pardon my crass brazenness. I appeared to have soiled my pantaloons.

[witty screenname] · 07-11-2009, 04:04 AM

Ah, I believe I have ascertained my spiritual abode. I have been quite fatigued that my propensity towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness has been either studiously passed over for acknowledgment or outright caricatured at the educational facility that I inhabit on a daily basis. Now perhaps I can seek repose, I feel like intoxicating liquors have passed directly to my cranium.

Damn it, why don't I write romance novels if I'm talking like that?

And as for the insults thing, I like to let off a good, hearty: "RAPIST!" Works every time. And someone mentioned the switching-around thing... heh. Real words of wisdom from me:

"This twatting place is bastarding boring!"

~~Flower Child~~ · 07-12-2009, 04:22 PM

Oh my golly, Elephant Sack. We are long lost twins. I say words that havent been used in centuries, thats pretty much my trademark. I got a whole list of them that my friends and I have made. I write down some of the jewels that I hear so I can remember them and have them for future use. I need to dig around for it and give you a little sample.

anticipation · 07-12-2009, 04:30 PM

what the shitdick.

mr dave · 07-12-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

what the shitdick.

i prefer shittit myself but both work

anticipation · 07-12-2009, 04:37 PM

they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in;

"what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"

Terrible Lizard · 07-13-2009, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by anticipation

they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in;

"what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"

Blimey.

Cheese · 07-13-2009, 03:25 AM

A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime

Traffic Light · 07-13-2009, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese

A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime

arsebiscuits is fantastic! i usually go for ****ing dimlo, what a word

and twat. always twat

FETCHER. · 08-19-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheese

A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime

air biscuit :L thats what we say here, essentially means a fart lmao!
disco biscuit, well .. 3 guesses :L

07-11-2009, 04:04 AM	#32 (permalink)
[witty screenname] Groupie Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Standing right behind you Posts: 10	Ah, I believe I have ascertained my spiritual abode. I have been quite fatigued that my propensity towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness has been either studiously passed over for acknowledgment or outright caricatured at the educational facility that I inhabit on a daily basis. Now perhaps I can seek repose, I feel like intoxicating liquors have passed directly to my cranium. Damn it, why don't I write romance novels if I'm talking like that? And as for the insults thing, I like to let off a good, hearty: "RAPIST!" Works every time. And someone mentioned the switching-around thing... heh. Real words of wisdom from me: "This twatting place is bastarding boring!" __________________ In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose -- Beck, "Loser" Last edited by [witty screenname]; 07-11-2009 at 04:09 AM.

07-12-2009, 04:22 PM	#33 (permalink)
~~Flower Child~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: classified Posts: 639	Oh my golly, Elephant Sack. We are long lost twins. I say words that havent been used in centuries, thats pretty much my trademark. I got a whole list of them that my friends and I have made. I write down some of the jewels that I hear so I can remember them and have them for future use. I need to dig around for it and give you a little sample.

07-12-2009, 04:30 PM	#34 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	what the shitdick.

07-12-2009, 04:37 PM	#36 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	they're great when used in conjunction with the noun siamesecock, as in; "what the shitdick/shittit you siamesecock, i wanted those handball sneakers!"

07-13-2009, 03:25 AM	#38 (permalink)
Cheese Shadow on the wall Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 823	A good "arsebiscuits" said with feeling works everytime