Musicbanter Improvement Thread

[right-track]

I looked at VAGINAJELLY's post without actually reading it (as is usual). Her words have the same effect on my brain as my wife's voice.
Strangely, the only bit to leap out at me were the words "perky nipples."

[right-track]

And "bra."

[someonecompletelyrandom]

Vege clearly has a crush on you, rt. You two are like bickering school children who end up getting married.

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Violent & Funky

Hahaha I'm honestly a nice person I just tend to be overly honest with other people...

I know! People from Ohio are usually very nice. Not like people from England, god forbid!

Originally Posted by right-track

I looked at VAGINAJELLY's post without actually reading it (as is usual). Her words have the same effect on my brain as my wife's voice.

Strangely, the only bit to leap out at me were the words "perky nipples."

That's okay that you didn't read it. I made up all the "data" for that post anyway.

The part I *hoped* you'd read, however, was this:

"Even worse, the hot pink viewers were 10% more likely to experience irritability and commit a violent crime than viewers shown other colors. I might even suspect that you yourself, right-track, may have unfortunately painted several walls in your home a scalding hot pink color, not knowing of its detrimental effect!"

I'd probably get along with your wife quite well, if we sound alike. She must be very wise and kind and INCREDIBLY patient when dealing with people who have tiny attention spans and one-track minds. Oh. Excuse me. Two-track minds. You noticed perky nipples AND bras.

Maybe if I type something like, "Right-track is a boob," you'll actually read it.

Originally Posted by Conan

Vege clearly has a crush on you, rt. You two are like bickering school children who end up getting married.

I don't know about the married part, but I agree that right-track, at least, has the bickering school child bit down pat.

[TheCunningStunt]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

I know! People from Ohio are usually very nice. Not like people from England, god forbid!

Cunt.

[Queen Boo]

Originally Posted by vegangelica

i know! people from ohio are usually very nice. not like people from england, god forbid!

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Can we get back to making suggestions for improving this forum now rather than turning this thread to shit.

Thank you very much.

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Ah that'll explain it.

I never read his posts.

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Can we get back to making suggestions for improving this forum now rather than turning this thread to shit.

Thank you very much.

How about MB install a hypocrisy detector? Or some rule to help us know how off topic we may get before Urban calls us out on it and we get in t r o u b l e!

If people feel that none of the suggestions will be taken seriously by the management, then they will be tempted to turn the thread into running jokes that bash former members (like poor Cory) or current members...like that boob, right-track.

As Freebase and others said earlier, when they joked that the site should use holograms or hot pink, the owners appear to be too busy to make changes since the site brings in little revenue and gets by as it is.

So the question I think about is this: If the owners need MB to be more lucrative for them to implement improvements we'd like, how can we make the site more lucrative = entice more members to join and stay so that the owners can charge higher advertisement fees? How do we increase traffic?

I think it was right-track who suggested interviewing famous band members on MB, which I thought was a great idea. People might be sucked in by being able to ask questions of some musician they admire in her or his own thread.

So, does anyone know any famous musician who wants to set up shop here in her or his own thread and occasionally answer questions posed by fans and non-fans?

There must be a FEW famous musicians out there who would enjoy bantering with everyday people and would be brave enough to face them in a music community setting. And if famous people showed up on the site, then the owners would probably notice this and perhaps spruce up the place a bit! Give us visitor message notifications, for instance.

Vanilla, are you in the loop with Lady Gaga?

And Urban...you could ask your beloved band Muse to make an appearance!

[TheCunningStunt]

There's not much point in suggesting Musicbanter improvements because

1) They won't get passed, mods will just point out how unnecessary the particular improvement suggested is - even though things like notifications for when we get a wall post would be really helpful
and
2) The website is fine as it is, most things suggested are complete rubbish. Changing the colour really doesn't matter.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

There's not much point in suggesting Musicbanter improvements because

1) They won't get passed, mods will just point out how unnecessary the particular improvement suggested is - even though things like notifications for when we get a wall post would be really helpful
and

Really?

I could have sworn I just said a few posts ago I thought it was a good idea.