Is that why you're the nearest to near Chula?

Nearest to near as ****in hell as nearerer.

I mean you're in that bush by the bathroom next to his Winnebago.

I would rather stalk you so that I could scare the **** out of you when you're smoking cigarettes at night. Leave weird dolls on your porch and stuff.

omg no

You should come over here. You'd fit right in. And the beer is cheaper.
English?
That bush IS his bathroom!
As long as they're sex dolls, I don't think he'd have a problem with that.

Everything is a sex doll.

Malibu Stacy approves.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c57b...itemid=9986446
What has Human League got to do with it?

it wasn't consensual, if that helps.

I just quit my job so I'll be around more in the next forever...

This would end hilariously. I'm all for it.

Not the record store! I thought you were enjoying that? :yikes: :confused:

What an archaic way to refer to a bookstore...

I quit the massive soul sucking retail bookstore chain.

Fair play m8.

Yeah, sorry. I saw your post in the "Your Day" thread. Well done; now you can concentrate on doing stuff you like and getting paid for it. Live the dream, Exo! :thumb:

I wonder if there are "play testers" for porn who just get paid to whack off. I think I could do that.

You might as well just sell yer semen.

I'm assuming professional wankers get paid more, and there's probably a limit how much spunk they'll accept at the spank bank. Probably got a terrible porn section too.

I just picture a bunch of old page 3 cutouts sat on a dust covered coffee table.

What is a page 3 cutout?

It's a Limey thing.

I remember aeons ago I was offered a mod position by someone. It wasn't Urbz or the Yacster tho.

Probably mid-sixties, The Sun was the first mainstream Brit newspaper to feature a topless girlie pic everyday. For reasons either of modesty or legality, they were never on the front page, but open the newspaper, and there she was, staring out at you from page three. Pretty soon, everybody knew what a "page three girl" was:- https://www.thesun.co.uk/topic/page-3/

If you're curious, here's a thumbnail guide to UK newspapers:-

A Telegraph reader wants a Conservative to run the country. A Guardian reader wants a Liberal to run the country. A Sun reader doesn't care who runs the country as long as she has big boobs.

They don't do Page 3 any more do they?

Their 'Mammary Lapse' issue :D

?

There was a campaign to get Page 3 stopped. No More Page 3 it was called.

One day The Sun didn't publish the usual feature on Page 3 and the campaigners were doing victory speeches and the like, celebrating getting it stopped.

But the next day (I think it was a Monday, so the celebrations continued over the weekend) The Sun put a topless girl on Page 3 again and on the front page it said 'We've had a mammary lapse...'

They trolled them basically.

If you say this isn't funny, you had to be there at the time.

*memory

Or do you guys have a different spelling?

It's a pun mate. Mammary and memory, haha.

Such banter :)

Much as it pains me, I got to give The Sun that one. :clap:
Guess it makes up for decades of ****ty puns. Whoever thought up the idea of using Wayne Rooney as "Roo" was a good one?

Nothing....The site is awesome the way it is :)

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms
And keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land

(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to teach the world to sing
(Let the world sing today)
In perfect harmony

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony

Id like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow-white turtle doves

Cool.

I'd just like to lick Rachel Riley's bumhole tbh.

This.

:beer:

:p:

Had to use google.

WOWZA!

Googled her and thought she was very pretty of course but not the kind that really gets me going.
But then I saw that she's apparently a mathematician and now I'm super into her.

YouTube some Countdown clips.
She is a beautiful English rose and is very good at maths.

I'm afraid that I'll ruin my underwear if her English accent is too adorable.