Nickleback

Howard the Duck · 04-19-2011, 02:53 AM

i would rather go out and listen to construction noise than any Nickelback, srry

that stuff doesn't qualify as "music" for me - at least there's a diversity of rhythms and instruments during a construction

Mojo · 06-09-2012, 09:55 AM

Gucci Little Piggy · 06-09-2012, 02:22 PM

I don't care about them. I'm tired of all the bashing on them but I don't liek them. I just don't care.

As for their way of doing things (AKA ripping the shit out of their formula); isn't that what 95% of the pop artists are doing nowadays? Honestly, they aren't the only ones by far.

Justthefacts · 06-09-2012, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

Justthefacts · 06-09-2012, 02:30 PM

I wonder if they know that a huge, HUGE, chunk of people really do despise them. I'm sure they check the internet.

the_Koolaid_Guy · 06-09-2012, 09:37 PM

I'm going to start out by saying that I don't think Nickelback understands what kind of world we live in- all kinds of ****ed up **** happens. Children are stolen and sold into human sex trafficking rings all over the globe, people commit atrocities against other human beings on a daily basis, grown men stub their toes and none of this will ever cause as much pain as Nickelback's music. It's like having a fiberglass splinter shoved into the music part of your brain, repeatedly and then having somebody rub it in with sandpaper. If Hitler's soul could've had sex with Satan and created a love child, it would be Nickelback's music.

**Janszoon** · 06-09-2012, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by the_Koolaid_Guy

I'm going to start out by saying that I don't think Nickelback understands what kind of world we live in- all kinds of ****ed up **** happens. Children are stolen and sold into human sex trafficking rings all over the globe, people commit atrocities against other human beings on a daily basis, grown men stub their toes and none of this will ever cause as much pain as Nickelback's music. It's like having a fiberglass splinter shoved into the music part of your brain, repeatedly and then having somebody rub it in with sandpaper. If Hitler's soul could've had sex with Satan and created a love child, it would be Nickelback's music.

I think they are more like the lovechild of cold oatmeal and stale Saltines.

the_Koolaid_Guy · 06-09-2012, 09:55 PM

That's a good point. Nobody likes cold oatmeal.

appleghost · 06-10-2012, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

I've never really listened to Nickelback, but this was so funny that I might just check them out.

BastardofYoung · 06-10-2012, 03:17 AM

I think you missed the point of that article if it makes you wanna listen to them.

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Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	i would rather go out and listen to construction noise than any Nickelback, srry that stuff doesn't qualify as "music" for me - at least there's a diversity of rhythms and instruments during a construction

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Justthefacts President spic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Waxahatchee Posts: 4,861	I wonder if they know that a huge, HUGE, chunk of people really do despise them. I'm sure they check the internet.

06-09-2012, 09:37 PM	#36 (permalink)
the_Koolaid_Guy Groupie Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 11	I'm going to start out by saying that I don't think Nickelback understands what kind of world we live in- all kinds of **ed up ** happens. Children are stolen and sold into human sex trafficking rings all over the globe, people commit atrocities against other human beings on a daily basis, grown men stub their toes and none of this will ever cause as much pain as Nickelback's music. It's like having a fiberglass splinter shoved into the music part of your brain, repeatedly and then having somebody rub it in with sandpaper. If Hitler's soul could've had sex with Satan and created a love child, it would be Nickelback's music.