I Too Am Ripping Off the Jackhammer Man
 

I would like to review albums for you good fellows and fellowettes. New music is cool and I don't know nuffin bout a lot of stuff. So PM an album and other necessities and I'll review it and the eclipse will begin I think. Por favor send me things gaiz.

Hokai, a quick scan of what I have uploaded I'm going to give you two albums.

Capability Brown - From Scratch

And Toad's self titled debut.

Surell, you're awesome, and I want you to know that I think you are awesome so that when I say this you don't get offended:

Why should we send you albums? Jack and CA are both mods, people who have been here for a long, long time and who most of us know and respect enough to care for what they have to say.

But you're just a member. If you wanted to listen to new stuff and such, get a last.fm account or explore MB's Most Wanted. Otherwise people will just start posting threads like these all over the forum.

Unless there's something I'm missing...

Just a member? I'm sorry but we're all people here, anyways it's threads like these that could make a member one of the more respected contributers to the site. I don't think it's fair to pass judgement right now until at least he's started the reviews. The only way to lose face here would be to stop, also CA hasn't exactly done the best when it comes to his reviews considering he barely listens to the albums he's given to review.

everyone can do whatever they want which includes writing dismissive reviews of your prog gems

Hahaha... A MERE MEMBER WHO COWERS AT THE HOLY FEET OF THE SACRED MODS!!! HOW DARE THEE COMMIT SUCH HERESY!!!!!

Damn straight. Best review threads so far aren't the result of people that have been here forever.

TheCellarTapes, streetwaves, toretorden among others. Fuck this elitist bullshit. People do what they want.

P.S.- I hope everyone knows this ^ (my last post) was sarcasm. I realized that sometimes people don't get that since we lack a tone of voice in text.

Nah it was pretty obvious.

See, I knew I was missing something.
I wasn't aware that he'd actually review the albums, just sorta talk about them, say he likes it or not, but not review them.

Carry on then.