So last year during the last game of the NBA finals. Me and a friend were at a bar catching the last few minutes of the game. Shortly after it was over I went outside for a smoke, and returned to find him setting at a boothe with a chick he had been talking to. Directly across from him, and her as they were setting side by side was a dude. He was a waiter and he was engaging in conversation with them. Me being pretty much intoxicated sat down without taking notion of the very feminish mannerisms of this guy. After a couple minutes though I noticed the all to trendy bend of the wrist in a very awkward fashion. Then the classic neck twist and thumb snap to put his exclamation on a point he was so desperatley trying to make. At that time I glanced at my friend who obviously already knew by the smirk on his face. Immediatley turned my attention back to the aquantance who was gracing us with his presence. Only to find a creepy grin on his face and spacey kind of stare. In all my drunken stupor the first thing that pops into my head was to ask if he was homosexual...but in a not so nice way..more along the derrogatory slang type way. Not that I really have a problem with it if thats his preference. It just really caught me offguard and I was pretty lit. He had no shame in admitting he liked to putt from the ruff and didnt detere from his forwarding stare. Which even weirded me out more so I jumped up and exited the bar as quickly as possible and did not return. My friend came outside to the truck laughing uncontrolably at my despair. One of the weirdest moments I can recall.
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