I still have to learn from you how to be vulgar in english.
I have the same problem with being nice in English by the way.
AwwSugar told about a bad dream in the dreamtopic.
And I wanted to say something nice. But I couldn't find the right word

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I was trying something like "probably means nothing, dear". But that sounded kind of a mother talking to her daughter...
Edit: I am offensive quite often by the way, also in Dutch. But it's not on purpose most of the time. I actually wrote disclaimers above emails between my... 14th and 20th year or so. It was really that bad.