Originally Posted by Engine

Dear Mr Szoonsky,

I am a Master-film-bator and I'll come all over anyone and everyone who watches my films and I will do it without any pretense whatsoever. My juice is there for everyone to enjoy or ignore as they please. I have been funded by Hollywood to masturbate wherever I want and if your friend, djchameleon, doesn't like my come in his face then I advise him (in advance) to not watch any of my films at all, ever. In fact, out of my own kindness, I invite him to stay completely out of the way of my stream because it's coming fast regardless of his approval.

My latest feature, Black Swan, is relatively unchallenging and was made for those who appreciate good filmmaking and those with no taste alike. I humbly give no shit. This goes for everybody else you know as well. They are all welcome to view my spew, or wipe it off their faces in disgust, or both, or neither; I don't give a fuck either way. Contact my management if you, djchameleon, or any of your other acquaintances would like to pay me extra for my next load, as I know many will. If the price is right, I may grant a premature viewing to those interested.

Best regards,

Darren A.