Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Little johnny get a new plane for Christmas. He's playing with it in the back yard for a couple hours while his mom watches from the kitchen window. He's flying the plane through the air getting ready for his ever so perfect landing. As it touches down into the lush suburbia hell san augustine grass little johnny says..."alright".."all you mother ******* that want on get on".."all you mother ******* that want off get off". Little Johnnys mother in a state of shocks swings the back screen door open. Runs over and to Johnnys dismay snatches him by the arm and drags him to his room. With a scornful look and disgruntled but stern voice shakes her finger and says.."Now Johnny I told you bout that cussing young man!!" You stay in here till you learn to play nice"!!! Slams the door and returns to the kitchen. Bout an hour later he comes out. Finds his way to the back yard and continues his launching of another take off into the wild blue. As he lands the plane he does his pretend scenerio quite different."Ehhhem"!!.."Ladies and Gentlemen that want off"..."Please feel free to do so"....Ladies and Gentlemen that want on".."Please do so"...With his chin held high and courteous manners at their peak. He glances at the window and back to the plane and says" But if you want to complain about the hour delay..Talk to that Bitch in the kitchen"!!!!