One of my favorite go to jokes.
Three Vampires walk into a bar. The first vampire says to the bartender "I'll have a bloody mary." The second vampire orders a bloody mary as well. So the bartenders asks the third vampire if he wants a bloody mary as well. The third vampire says no, I'd just like some hot water. The bartender says "you come to a bar to get hot water, whatever" ,so he brings him back the hot water. The vampire reaches into his pocket, pulls out a bloody tampon and says " I'm having tea today"
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.
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