HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE AT MUSIC BANTER!
Gavin B's 7 Tips for New Year's Eve Revelers:
1. Don't get too shellacked this afternoon to go out and get shellacked tonight.
2. Don't hang around public restrooms asking "Where's the party?"
3. Avoid taking LSD prior to attending a costume party
4. Don't provoke authority figures in uniform
5. Avoid casual sex while unconscious
6. If you have trouble figuring out which one of the 3 steering wheels is the right one for driving, call a cab.
7. Don't listen to the song embedded below at midnight or you may be the first suicide fatality of the New Year.
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There are two types of music: the first type is the blues and the second type is all the other stuff.
Townes Van Zandt
Last edited by Gavin B.; 12-31-2010 at 08:45 PM.
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