about a year and a half or so ago, i sneezed into my hand and had nowhere to wipe it except for the dog so i took the plunge and did so and my mum caught me and hit the roof.
i am forever doing things i know will cause me pain. sticking my finger into the blades of a fan, touching hot radiators and kettles etc, shutting my hands/feet in the door, pressing the point of a knife against my hand until it starts to hurt/just before it penetrates.
once i was out and it was 2 for 1 on kopparberg cider so i got two and couldn't be bothered holding both so i poured the contents of one of the bottles over my head and threw it away D:
we went to a festival earlier in the year and i was watching snoop dogg and this girl came up to me and said my hair was great, and she had curly hair also and i said hers was great and then i just put my face against her head and started chewing her hair! and then she looked at me with a blank expression and then started chewing mine, i loved it but i can't believe she was as odd as me.
when i get excited about something and i'm in the house, i don't know how to channel it so i usually bite doors/doorframes and now my doorframe has loads of bitemarks down it
also when i'm at home alone i tend to pull my pants really high above my waist and listen to music really high and thrust about aimlessly
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