Urban Hat€monger ?

1) How would you spend your perfect day?
Being able to spend a whole 24 hours not having to deal with any arseholes

2) What is the biggest change you've made in your life in the past year?
I've become much more aware of my own mortality

3) If you could live forever, would you want to?
No but a few hundred years will do me. It pains me to know there are thousands of books i'll never read, All that music i'll never get to hear.
Just thinking about it depresses me.

4) What is the best advice you've ever received?
Keep your mouth shut & your eyes open

5) What are you looking forward to in the upcoming week?
Receiving a novel in the post about a Starbucks opening in the anus of an 80 year old prostitute.
I'd like to say that i'm making this up, but sadly i'm not.

6) What is one thing you want, right this very second?
I'm fine thanks

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