Haha, well at first I thought it was a funny bunch of lyrics you got there. Then I paused for a moment and took a listen to what was coming out of my headphones. If Pink Floyd can sing about gnomes and unicorns I suppose someone might as well sing about mayo
. Other than that I thought is was really well constructed and full of humor, which I think can make a song quite excellent. Wouldn't be one of my favorite songs I suppose, but entertaining non the less, a bit like Frank Zappa.