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Old 11-02-2010, 04:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Jambon View Post
Come on guys, REALLY? God damn, I just want some real critiques.
Ha ha! There was a lot of humor in those lyrics, Jambon. They made me chuckle quite a bit, such as when you wrote, "I'm gonna shoot you! With a bullet of Mayo!" and went off on little tangents in the song.

Using different genres for the different sections like you've planned should make the song even funnier. It might be on the long side, though. You could probably remove some chunks without losing much of the punch of the song.

I'm with you on hating mayo, by the way...although I feel *vegan* mayo is tasty and nutritious, since it is made with canola oil and soy protein.
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