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Old 11-01-2010, 08:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
Freebase Dali
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Originally Posted by duga View Post
I actually have something embarrassing but mildly entertaining to tell about this. Before I discovered the joys of lotion, I used to use spit to...you know...lubricate. After a while, every time I thought about sex my mouth would water hardcore. It still does if I get really excited. Yay, conditioning!
Haha. That's porn.
But I hope you're not talking about masturbation lubrication... because... who needs that?

"I'm gonna penetrate the hell out of this immovable handlebar grip made possible via an opposable thumb!!!! GET SOME!!! *spit* GET SOME, BITCH!!!!!"
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