Be a man and take a piss at the urinal.
-Seeing an ex in public
-Worse yet, being with new girl and seeing ex in public (bonus awkward points if a conversation is started)
-Being with your girl and seeing HER ex in public (extreme bonus points awarded for conversation between those two)
Also, when somebody who speaks broken English keeps asking you something and you can't understand them. I worked at a shoe place and Oriental Asians would come in all the time and I could never understand what they were saying. Same goes for parents of friends that are Indian or Asian.
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