I thought of a couple.
The other day I was in class and me and my friend started discussing Belle And Sebastian. The teacher asks what we're talking about and my friend tells him. So he asks if their new album is any good and she replies, he then asks what kinda music we both like, I can't even muster an answer in front of a class of neds so I just kinda muster an "all sorts".
I was auditioning for the role of The Lion in the school play and the teacher counted me in to start singing. I try to sing but i'm so nervous I just kinda make a bark sound and ask to start over.
When you're watching TV/a movie with your parents and a raunchy sex scene comes on.
When you get paired with someone with a mutual hatred in class.
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