Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I remember using training wheels on my bike, which actually worked... because they were so crappy, that both wheels never touched the ground at once. (or maybe that was the point, I dunno)
So while I was riding, I would practice remaining on the bike wheels without letting any training wheels touch the ground. When I got good at doing that, I got my dad to take off one of the training wheels and kept doing the same thing until I was confident enough to take the remaining training wheel off.

THEN I JOINED A BIKE GANG.