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ThePhanastasio · 10-01-2010, 07:19 AM

I thought "Vote Republican" was an entertaining euphemism. Also: If someone actually ever says they're doing the "Five-fingered humpty hump love pump", they deserve to have to masturbate in lieu of actual sex.

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	I thought "Vote Republican" was an entertaining euphemism. Also: If someone actually ever says they're doing the "Five-fingered humpty hump love pump", they deserve to have to masturbate in lieu of actual sex.