this isn't funny at all, but it was fun.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Can you help me out here?
Stranger: with what?
You: I'm locked in my room and I can't get out. How the hell do I get out?
Stranger: Use the window?
Stranger: wait..
Stranger: how did you lock yourself in your room?
You: my dog
You: he has superpowers.
You: he locked me in my room.
Stranger: Thats so cool. I wish my dog had super powers.
You: and I can't use the window.
You: if I jumped,
You: I'd float off into inverted gravity
Stranger: I could send my poke'mon up there to help you
Stranger: would you like that?
You: Do you know where I live?
Stranger: No. whats your adress? I will send my staraptor to help you
You: I live on 1337 Glogarty street, in the system where Ford Prefect lived.
Stranger: hmm.. Idk.. do u have a spare space shuttle?
You: My father does,
Stranger: Would he let me borrow it?
You: but he doesn't like me driving it.
Stranger: oh damn.. uhm.. My space pokemon needs to be healed,
You: AUGHAUGH AUUUUUGHHHHHHAUUUUUHGHHHH
Stranger: Do you have a health pack?
You: I"M DYING
You: AAASAAAAATH?% YU^R
You have disconnected.
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