Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway...

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

I had to then explain that the holocaust was. Wow.