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NumberNineDream · 08-23-2010, 05:29 AM

lol, we had this perv acting teacher, and we had to make a scene with him, where he should talk to us into buying a chair. So it was my female friend's turn, and they were both sitting on opposite chairs and there started the perverseness:

Teach: Why don't you want to buy the chair? Try touching it.
Student: Why would I want to touch it?
Teach: Don't you know what Ionesco said: "Take a circle, caress it and it will become vicious." Come on, make the chair vicious. Caress it. Touch it.
Student: Huh?
Teach: C'mon, touch it (and he started caressing the chair).
Student: I still don't want to buy this chair.
Teach: Why don't you want to buy it?
Student: It's just not comfortable enough.
Teach: Should something enter your rear, for you to enjoy it?
Student: Not really, I just want a comfortable chair.

So after this incident, whenever someone asks for something, we just tell him "caress it" in this creepy paedophile voice... That's not the worst thing this guy has done. He got slapped a couple of times by students. After a while, you just try to laugh at what happens with him.

So there, Moje.

08-23-2010, 05:29 AM	#5 (permalink)
NumberNineDream Blue Bleezin' Blind Drunk Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The land of the largest wine glass (aka Lebanon) Posts: 2,200	lol, we had this perv acting teacher, and we had to make a scene with him, where he should talk to us into buying a chair. So it was my female friend's turn, and they were both sitting on opposite chairs and there started the perverseness: Teach: Why don't you want to buy the chair? Try touching it. Student: Why would I want to touch it? Teach: Don't you know what Ionesco said: "Take a circle, caress it and it will become vicious." Come on, make the chair vicious. Caress it. Touch it. Student: Huh? Teach: C'mon, touch it (and he started caressing the chair). Student: I still don't want to buy this chair. Teach: Why don't you want to buy it? Student: It's just not comfortable enough. Teach: Should something enter your rear, for you to enjoy it? Student: Not really, I just want a comfortable chair. So after this incident, whenever someone asks for something, we just tell him "caress it" in this creepy paedophile voice... That's not the worst thing this guy has done. He got slapped a couple of times by students. After a while, you just try to laugh at what happens with him. So there, Moje. __________________ Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats?Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Do bats eat cats? Welcome to the Black Lodge Last edited by NumberNineDream; 08-23-2010 at 05:40 AM.