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Old 08-09-2010, 05:11 AM   #2860 (permalink)
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Just read this on the 606 boards, RE the England squad for the Hungary game;

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Please can someone help me understand this.

Capello keeps players such as...

The Saboteur:
John Terry,

The Non-defending defender:
Glen Johnson,

The defensive midfielder with the passing vision of a bat and the sprint speed of an injured pensioner:
Gareth Barry

The fat useless one:
Frank Lampard

The positionally confused midfielder and massively UNinspiring captain:
Steven Gerrard,

And the huffy, puffy, uninterested, ogre-like, supposed star player with the 'golden' first touch of a wooden chair and the desire and tenacity of a sloth (but of course, ONLY AT WORLD CUPS! ;D):
Wayne Rooney...


but he DROPS DEFOE?!?!?!?!...

WHAT.IS.WRONG.WITH.FABIO???
^ A bit harsh on Rooney and Johnson, but otherwise sums up my thoughts on the matter nicely.

Also...

BBC Sport - Football - Cardiff City complete Jason Koumas loan move

^ That's one more waste of space done away with.

All we've gotta do is ship out Edman, Stoijkovic and Scotland in time for the start of the season and that's me satisfied.
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