Originally Posted by downwardspiral

I had an ale poo this morning. Absolutely horrendous, and it was at like 4am too. Most uncomfortable I'd ever been in my life in case I woke somebody up with the flush, but I had to go. Felt like it was gonna crack the ceramic when it hit the bowl. I'd had some Jagermeister so it looked like I'd just deposited a small black bear into the toilet.

FYI, to the going to bed in socks thing, I actually like going to bed in socks but then taking off my socks after a while. Sometimes I go to sleep with socks on and set my alarm for some point during the night so I can take them off and feel the complete satisfaction.