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Old 08-04-2010, 07:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Why is no one saying it? Amputated penis. Now what?

Wait... why am I asking you???
Do you mean, why ask her because "Oh yeah, she'd probably be the one who amputated the dude's penis in the first place!"

No no. I wouldn't do THAT. Do not fear for your little friends, men!

I think if someone wanted children, she probably would prefer for the man to retain his penis. However, even if he were missing his P, he would probably still have his testicles, so in vitro fertilization would be an option. And you don't need a P to get to the big O, anyway. O comes beFORE P.
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