Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

So you consider yourself a unicorn, do you? Well, I'm still a poet. See?

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Unicorn ~ by Erica, The Great Poet

A man thinks he is a unicorn,
with a horny head
and a pointy horn.
Perhaps he ought to star in porn!

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Ah, poetry! I hope you enjoyed my masterpiece.

Big3, you know what? I think I am going to write a poem called "Unicorn," based on this one, and then I'm going to sing that poem to prove to you that songwriters can be poets. Yes, prepare yourself.