I'm just gonna review each fetish and say if I have it or not.
Masochism (pain): Well I wouldn't mind a scratcher at all as long as she doesnt draw blood.
Salirophilia (getting dirty, wet, sticky or messy): I love dirty girls. So Hell yeah, especially........... wait for it....... a bare scalp. :perv:
Vincilagnia (bondage): I can understand why people get a sexual thrill out of being constricted and helpess, I would be a total experimentor so if my gf was into that kinda thing would I decline? No.
Sadism (causing pain): No, I'd want to give pleasure not pain. But if a girl is weird that way and actually gets pleasure FROM pain, then I dunno, I probably wouldn't be with a girl like that but you never know. If it's just minor things (nipple pinching or something) of which pose no health risk then I could be up for it.
Sthenolagnia (strength, muscles): I'm not into those bodybuilder broads with flapjack tits but I do love a girl with a well toned atheletic build, absolutely.
Trichophilia (hair): Depends, do I have a fetish FOR hair? No, do I have a fetish for the removal of it? Yes. Beautiful women with beautiful hair is aight with me. It's just not my
favorite thing.
Podophilia/Aretifism (feet): Again it depends, I'm not one of those sickos who get turned on JUST from the feet. But nothing beats aesthetically pleasing bare feet attached to beautiful women, yes I can find feet aesthetically pleasing. Hate socks, they are uncofomfortable and unsightly to me, chicks who f*ck with socks on are not kosher with me especially if they're dirty. Eww.
Navel fetishism (belly buttons): When I think of this fetish at it's more hardcore I think of some creep sniffing belly button lint or something. Again I like any body part if the female anatomy if it looks good AND it's attracted to a pretty woman. Stomaches are a totally underrated body part that I find very erotic myself so a nice stomach and naval is a turn on yes.
Vampirism (vampires, duh): I dig pseudo goth chicks is that close enough?
Acomophilia (headshaving, baldness): In the grand roster of fetishes, this is my main.
Acousticophilia (music, certain sounds): Totally and I don't know how any music lover couldn't feel that way. And certain sounds are indeed sexy, when women moan during sex, the scraping of a razor against her scalp.
Adolescentilism (dressing up like jailbait): The slutty schoolgirl outfit thing? I guess, but pigtails would be pushing it. I AM an ethusiast for cosplaying though.
Fur fetishism (wearing or touching fur): Eh, fur feels great and mixing the various sensations of touch with sex would be interesting, but only fake fur. I don't get off on chicks covering themselves with the skin of slain animals, I'm not a viking.
Leather fetishism (wearing leather, leather objects): Sure =D
Rubber fetishism (rubber, latex): Sure =D
Spandex fetishism (spandex): Leatards are hot yes.
Silk/Satin fetishism (silk, satin): Sure =D
Capnolagnia (smoking): Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lung cancer ain't sexy at all.
Macrophilia (fat people): Morbidly obese women? Noooooooooooooooooo. But curvy women who are plus sized and kinda chunky but not really obese? Yes, I think women of this type can still be very sexy. And they have giant titties too.
Olafactophilia (certain smells): Yep, I'd want my gal to smell good. But if she smelled kinda sweaty from the sex, I'd find that an oddly satisfying sensation as well.
Furry fetishism (you fap to Sonic porn): I love the Sonic games. But nope, furry aint for me, though I hate how people with this fetish are the punching bag of the internet. It's not like they are the worst kind of people (even if flooding DeviantArt with appalling fan art does get annoying) and there's certainly worst fetishes out there. Also if a hot babe wore furry ears I'd find it cute. Furry suits though, I always laugh at the thought of people having sex in those things.
Pictophilia/Schediaphilia (hentai, erotic art, cartoon characters): Yes but NOT as much as you think, I haven't been into hentai in a while, one reason being that finding good sh*t is getting increasibly hard. I don't really get the "but they're not real" argument, as if wanking to real women is way more dignifying, who cares? In the end you still can't get laid so what's wrong with using your imagination and not limiting it to what is "real" or whatever?
Stigmatophilia (piercings, tattoos, scars): Yes to all three. Everything in moderation. I love some tattoos on a chick, tramp stamps are the biggest issue cuz they are so unoriginal and associated with.. tramps. But some little tatts on the leg is totally hot and I also love upper back tatts even big ones, even sleeve tatts arent an issue for me as long as it's only one. As for piercings, I'd draw the line at those septum piercings that look like metallic boogers, again, moderation is key. Tongue piercings I actually find pretty hot, and I
have heard that they have oral benefits. Even something as bizarre as those chicks who split their tongue in two is something I could accept, especially when they're gifted, I mean they can really multitask with those things.
Morphophilia (a specific body type): Nah, I love variety. Apple, Pear, Banana, Hourglass. Don't matta. Thin, Curvy, Athletic, Petite, Stocky or even a little Chunky. Women come in many flavours, why only like one?
Transformation fetish (uh, guess): Yep, from a girl with long flowing hair to a girl with a scalp you could eat off of.
Xenophilia (people of a specific region): Who doesn't like exotic women? And accents are very very sexy. Beautiful women are all over the world spanning the cultures.
Racialphilia (people of a specific race): And spanning the races. I do have a special thing for asians, and gingers if that counts as a race lol.
Total enclosure fetishism (being put in a helpless position): See bondage review.
Maiesiophilia (pregos): Pregancy is a beautiful and special thing, but not at all wank material.
Transvestism (you're Rudy Giuliani): Nah.
Knismolagnia (tickling): Hell yeah, a little tickling during sex or making out would be great.
Lagnolalia (dirty Talk): Yep, I said I like dirty girls and that had a double meaning of course.
Other (these aren't sick enough for ya?): I think I covered all the bases.
Anything/Everything: Almost everything.
So yeah, in summary. I like most of these things.